Zombie Unicorns Ate My Publisher http://cassiopeia.yuku.com/forums/65 Writing isn't about making money, getting famous, getting dates, getting laid, or making friends. In the end, it's about enriching the lives of those who will read your work, and enriching your own life, as well. It's about getting up, getting well, and getting over. Getting happy, okay? Getting happy. ~ Stephen King, On Writing

For all of your original stories. If it's not Worksafe, it goes in the adult section. Otherwise known as the... ]]> en-us Copyright 2006, Yuku feeds@yuku.com (FeedMaster) webmaster@yuku.com (WebMaster) Tue, 06 Nov 2007 15:03:25 GMT Wed, 25 Nov 2009 08:17:02 GMT Yuku Feeds 1.0 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 60 Yuku http://static.yuku.com//feed/bypass/images/button-yuku.png http://cassiopeia.yuku.com/forums/65 Yuku - free hosted forums and profiles 88 31 {pics-1.1 "http://www.icra.org/ratingsv02.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (nz 1 vz 1 lz 1 oz 1 cz 1 ) "http://www.rsac.org/ratingsv01.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (n 0 s 0 v 0 l 0 )) Search Search Domain q http://yuku.com/search/direct/ <![CDATA[ The Nacinuds. ]]> http://cassiopeia.yuku.com/topic/1672/t/The-Nacinuds-.html I am going to try something different with this. Will keep installments short and sweet with the idea of frequent(heh) updates.


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Bryan could not help but smile, it had been so long since he had last seen a look of happiness on his wife's face; the warmth he felt was overwhelming. It was worth every... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Caber) http://cassiopeia.yuku.com/topic/1672 Sat, 10 Oct 2009 04:08:48 GMT <![CDATA[ Untitled (a short story) ]]> http://cassiopeia.yuku.com/topic/1656/t/Untitled-a-short-story-.html A humorous look at the day in the life of a writer:

Catalina Holcroft eased her rump into the nice comfortable chair, her heart pounding wildly. Never, in her dreams had she ever anticipated this. Her very own book signing! Fans from far and wide had inundated her message forum for requests and finally, after plucking up the courage (and a little encouragement from her agent), here she was, sparing 4 hours of her... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (deliciousruby) http://cassiopeia.yuku.com/topic/1656 Sun, 09 Aug 2009 00:43:16 GMT <![CDATA[ Zombie Wife. ]]> http://cassiopeia.yuku.com/topic/1655/t/Zombie-Wife-.html
Prologue:

Bill took a seat in a quiet corner of the almost empty bar. He nursed his gin and tonic while he waited for his acquaintance to arrive. He resisted the urge to keep checking his watch; instead he focused his eyes on the single television set nestled above the bar. It was hard to see from this angle, and the volume... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Caber) http://cassiopeia.yuku.com/topic/1655 Sat, 08 Aug 2009 08:41:24 GMT <![CDATA[ Indecision ]]> http://cassiopeia.yuku.com/topic/1622/t/Indecision.html
Not again.

"So, what do you think?"

I shrug indifferently. It's times like this when diplomacy is needed. Yet, sitting here, I feel like yelling....

"what the f*** do I care, just choose one already."

But I don't. After all, this is my... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (deliciousruby) http://cassiopeia.yuku.com/topic/1622 Mon, 15 Jun 2009 16:47:06 GMT <![CDATA[ Muttons - A Simple Man. ]]> http://cassiopeia.yuku.com/topic/1615/t/Muttons-A-Simple-Man-.html
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Jour leaned the broom against the wall and wiped his brow. It had been a long, busy day and he was looking forward to a good night's rest. Of course at this point he was looking forward to any sort of rest, good or bad. Lepon had fallen ill, again, and this forced Jour to work a double shift all week.

The door swung open and Sarasia burst in, wearing a wide smile and whistling a happy tune. "Need a... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Caber) http://cassiopeia.yuku.com/topic/1615 Wed, 10 Jun 2009 09:10:10 GMT <![CDATA[ Muttons - Playing with Fire. Completed(Yah, Seriously!) 11/24 ]]> http://cassiopeia.yuku.com/topic/1592/t/Muttons-Playing-with-Fire-Completed-Yah-Seriously-11-24.html "I think I see something over there." Prais looked off into the distance, past the sprawling trees that took up his immediate view and thought he spied a faint cloud of smoke.

Harris Kegomell strode up beside him and tried to follow what he was looking at. "You have the eyes of a hawk if you can see anything through all these trees."... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Caber) http://cassiopeia.yuku.com/topic/1592 Thu, 04 Jun 2009 08:49:04 GMT <![CDATA[ Emergency Burn ]]> http://cassiopeia.yuku.com/topic/1579/t/Emergency-Burn.html

Emergency Burn

"Emergency burn in ten..."

The captain adjusted himself in the seat. He was always afraid of emergency... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Zixinus) http://cassiopeia.yuku.com/topic/1579 Fri, 29 May 2009 02:51:45 GMT <![CDATA[ The Vampire G (edit) ]]> http://cassiopeia.yuku.com/topic/1575/t/The-Vampire-G-edit-.html I've gotten ride of a few errors (mainly grammatical and spelling) and rewritten a few parts that didn't make sense. I also added the fourth chapter to this post



The Vampire G

feeds@yuku.com (Jack XIX) http://cassiopeia.yuku.com/topic/1575 Wed, 27 May 2009 20:54:26 GMT <![CDATA[ Lasia and Sophie - Deleted ]]> http://cassiopeia.yuku.com/topic/1515/t/Lasia-and-Sophie-Deleted.html
Sorry, but hopefully you'll keep reading Sephy, and if I ever get back to it, the Lemonade story.
]]> feeds@yuku.com (cvalh) http://cassiopeia.yuku.com/topic/1515 Wed, 22 Apr 2009 10:17:17 GMT <![CDATA[ Disobedience ]]> http://cassiopeia.yuku.com/topic/1513/t/Disobedience.html
REALLY wrong.

But she couldn't help it.
Her Master had given her many years of submissive training. She was the epitome of perfection. Always eager to please and delighted when she received her precious gifts.

But something snapped within her.
Jealousy, perhaps?
A necessity to become possessive?

It was so out of character for her, but she understood why.
The newest member of the family.

Oh, it... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (deliciousruby) http://cassiopeia.yuku.com/topic/1513 Tue, 21 Apr 2009 20:50:31 GMT <![CDATA[ Feeding Time. ]]> http://cassiopeia.yuku.com/topic/1505/t/Feeding-Time-.html
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One thing Marthas could never accustom his senses to was the foul air found within the confines of most stables. The stench of animals and their excretions sent him for the door in a hurry. Unfortunately the job of guarding his employer's trade wagon put him in contact with stables on an almost daily basis. He reached the outside air and took in a deep... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Caber) http://cassiopeia.yuku.com/topic/1505 Fri, 17 Apr 2009 08:32:45 GMT <![CDATA[ Dead of Winter. ]]> http://cassiopeia.yuku.com/topic/1485/t/Dead-of-Winter-.html
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Pharalus looked out the window; the snow was still falling hard. He resigned himself to the fact that he would have to shortly step outside and burden the cold. He instinctively shivered as he continued to watch the snow. He finally tore himself away from the window and went over to Syrum's desk. As usual the man was sleeping with his feet on his desk. If not for the fact that his father was the... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Caber) http://cassiopeia.yuku.com/topic/1485 Thu, 02 Apr 2009 08:51:47 GMT <![CDATA[ The day of horror! ]]> http://cassiopeia.yuku.com/topic/1460/t/The-day-of-horror-.html

Thanks for reading!




Hi there!

My name is Blackie_7310. I am a... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (christy285) http://cassiopeia.yuku.com/topic/1460 Wed, 04 Mar 2009 17:59:27 GMT <![CDATA[ Circus ]]> http://cassiopeia.yuku.com/topic/1455/t/Circus.html
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A hush of anticipation fell over the crowd. The tall man in the top hat basked in it as he looked over the packed tent. His crooked smile widened showing his yellowed teeth. He reveled in his position under the spot light. Just when he thought the crowd couldn't handle the quiet any longer, he took a deep breath and addressed them.

"Ladies and Gentlemen! Children in heart and mind... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Caber) http://cassiopeia.yuku.com/topic/1455 Thu, 26 Feb 2009 09:10:10 GMT <![CDATA[ I'm ur account, posting ur stories ]]> http://cassiopeia.yuku.com/topic/1418/t/I-m-ur-account-posting-ur-stories.html Hello, I am Jan's entirely unwarranted stand-in. I have, through coercion, managed to access his Yuku account and will now post some stories of him whilst he remains blissfully unaware.

Jan hoards his stories in dusty tomes ending with .txt. He has enough stories to wallpaper the White House. He is an absolute story miser. He has actually told me, "95% or 99% of my stories are never going to be posted, I think." I asked - nay, DEMANDED to know why. His reply:... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (BlueCollarJan) http://cassiopeia.yuku.com/topic/1418 Fri, 30 Jan 2009 14:16:17 GMT <![CDATA[ A Topic of Greed. ]]> http://cassiopeia.yuku.com/topic/1410/t/A-Topic-of-Greed-.html Just a little exercise


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It was an especially quiet night but there was something ominous in the air, nothing that could be smelled, just a faint tingle of inevitable despair that lingered in the breeze. This once peaceful town had been torn asunder by the discovery of a gold vein just outside its providences. Now two forces vied for control of its riches, each determined to destroy the other.

Simarus wanted no... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Caber) http://cassiopeia.yuku.com/topic/1410 Thu, 22 Jan 2009 09:13:45 GMT <![CDATA[ The Vampire G ]]> http://cassiopeia.yuku.com/topic/1399/t/The-Vampire-G.html


The Vampire G

 feeds@yuku.com (Jack XIX) http://cassiopeia.yuku.com/topic/1399 Wed, 14 Jan 2009 21:06:09 GMT <![CDATA[ Sings-to-Trees ]]> http://cassiopeia.yuku.com/topic/1381/t/Sings-to-Trees.html anything that might look like my Caerlus I happened upon Ursula V's series 'Elf vs. Orc.' Sadly, she never finished this but the 9 parts she did write are absolutely hilarious. Her writing is excellent and her humor had me in stitches all night. If you're looking for something fun, I recommend going there and finding... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (LadyRhaevyn) http://cassiopeia.yuku.com/topic/1381 Tue, 06 Jan 2009 07:23:01 GMT <![CDATA[ Heck Job: Contact ]]> http://cassiopeia.yuku.com/topic/1361/t/Heck-Job-Contact.html
Be warned that I'm starting out this slowly, as I think that a fast-paced introduction is confusing. This post is here as an introduction, warnings and to provide an index.

Warnings:
- swearing.
- adult themes.
- descriptions of... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Zixinus) http://cassiopeia.yuku.com/topic/1361 Wed, 24 Dec 2008 03:54:38 GMT <![CDATA[ An Experiment of Sorts ]]> http://cassiopeia.yuku.com/topic/1350/t/An-Experiment-of-Sorts.html
I have a horrible fear of things publishable, given that they are also... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (jiangling) http://cassiopeia.yuku.com/topic/1350 Wed, 17 Dec 2008 15:26:13 GMT