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WICO
(Women In Charge Of Everything)

Is proud to announce the opening of its
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
ALL ARE WELCOME

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

Duh, you get the woman to do this. easy breezy.

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

Again, that's what women are for.

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

women's work.

DISHES & SILVERWARE;
DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK
OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

again, women's work.

REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups

This can be life changing.

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place
Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming -
Open forum

Uh what?

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS;
DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

Milk? what's that?

HEALTH WATCH;
BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

Get her a vacuum cleaner instead.

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

GPS device. The German Female voice is kinda sexy. I'll turn rechts for you anytime meine fraulein.

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY
AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

What fool lets the woman drive?

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

men let their women go to the mall?

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES
& CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

Pffttttttttt. calendar, shmalendar

GETTING OVER IT;
LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available

I have two rules:

1) I am always right.

2) If I am wrong, see rule #1

Any complaints on my last post can be directed to my complaints department:

Vacuum? Now that's kinky.